Reindeer Boobs Are the Latest in WTF Holiday Trends

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In terms we never thought we’d use (EVER), the Internet has created a new and incredibly confusing trend just in time for the holidays: Reindeer boobs.

What could such a term connote, you ask? Well, it’s “free the nipple” meets the DIY movement—you cut a boob-sized hole in your top/Christmas sweater/etc., pull a boob out, and decorate it like a reindeer.

Remember that scene in Mean Girls where Janice cuts holes in Regina George’s tank top and she decides to wear it anyway, inspiring the entire student body to follow suit? It’s like that, but it’s REAL.

Seriously, see for yourself:

@anike_ekina_official has been approved! 😍👍🏼 #selfie #rudolphboobs #reindeerboob

A post shared by El Boobs Approver (@theoriginalboobsapprover) on Dec 8, 2017 at 3:44pm PST

ho. ho. ho. holiday 2017🎄🦌 #reindeerboob #merryxmas #thoseeyelashestho #tistheseason

A post shared by Leah 👸🏻 (@wicket14) on Dec 13, 2017 at 12:20pm PST

Reindeer Boob also known as “Cariboob” The perfect holiday costume for 2017 #merrychristmas #reindeerboob #cariboob #holiday #funny @dollhage.weir @sarahg19795667666

A post shared by Wolfmaan (@w0lfmaan) on Dec 11, 2017 at 9:22am PST

At our first #uglychristmassweater #party!!! Dat boob though. #latergram #instalove #christmas #reindeerboob

A post shared by Ashley Marie Macdonald (@ashmmmac) on Dec 16, 2016 at 9:16pm PST

Regardless of how you feel about the trend, it’s undeniably festive. If you’ve been looking to bring a little raciness to your Ugly Christmas Sweater party, look no further!

Who says your boobs can’t enjoy the holiday season just as much as the rest of you? Instead of burning your bra in the name of revolution, we suggest burning a hole in your least favorite sweater.

Happy holidays!