14 THINGS YOU KNOW IF YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH MAKEUP
1. YOU WON’T CRY WITH A FULL FACE OF MAKEUP
2. WHEN PRICELINE DO A 40% OFF SALE, SHIT GETS REAL
3. WALKING INTO SEPHORA ON PAY DAY IS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER
4. YOU NEED A FOUNDATION FOR WHEN YOU’VE FAKE TANNED AND WHEN YOU’RE PALE
Yes, they’re both completely necessary.
5. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ‘TOO MANY’ MAKEUP BRUSHES
Would you dare tell Picasso he had ‘too many’ brushes?! Didn’t think so…
6. YOU’RE ALL ABOUT TRYING NEW TRENDS FROM INSTAGRAM
But they don’t always work out.
7. YOU’RE BASICALLY A MATHEMATICIAN
Because you know how to work one of these bad boys!
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8. YOU HAVE MORE PALETTES THAN SHOES
Sorry not sorry.
9. NOBODY UNDERSTANDS YOUR LOVE OF HIGHLIGHTER
“It makes my cheekbones pop, awrite?!”
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10. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHO CHLOE MORELLO IS
AND Jaclyn Hill AND Huda Kattan AND Lauren Curtis.
Swatching these divine @buxomcosmetics Full-On Lip Creams from the NEW Boho Bombshell Collection! The formula is very glossy and hydrating, with a tingling and cooling sensation that makes my lips look plumped! I’m a huge lipgloss fan and have been wearing the nude shades constantly (it’s what I was wearing in my Q&A with Sebastian – lots of you asked!) The colours are: Gin Fizz, Wild Orchid, Blushing Margarita, French Martini and Mosco Mule, what is your favourite shade? They’re available at sephora.com <3 #sponsored #bohobeauty #buxombabe
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11. YOU’VE PRACTISED SWATCHING ON YOUR OWN ARM
So you’re prepared for when your real career as a beauty blogger takes off.
12. YOU TURNED ON INSTAGRAM NOTIFICATION FOR KYLIE JENNER COSMETICS
13. YOU KNOW THAT GLOSSIER ARE GOING TO SHIP INTERNATIONALLY SOON AND YOU ARE ~READY~
Need. Cloud. Paint. Stat!
14. YOU’RE TOO EMBARRASSED TO SHOW ANYONE THE CONTENTS OF YOUR HANDBAG
‘Cause it’s just full of lipgloss.
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