35 Christmas Instagram Captions Perfect for All Your Holiday Selfies

They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of year. Not only is it filled with family time, falling snow, and twinkling lights, but there are also SO many good photo ops. You can take a pic in front of your Christmas tree, or in your adorable new holiday dress at a fam party. Can’t think of the perfect caption for your insta? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered.

Funny Captions

“All the jingle ladies.”

“Sleigh my name, sleigh my name.”

“Sleigh-in it.”

“Believe in your elf.”

“Me every day: slay. Me in December: sleigh.”

“But first, let me take an elfie.”

“Dear Santa…I can explain.”

“All spruced up.”

“Totally sleighed it.”

“‘Tis the season to sparkle.”

“The elf did it.”

“There’s snow place like home.”

“‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!”

“Dear Santa, define ‘nice.'”

“I’m only a morning person on December 25th.”

“Dear Santa, is it too late now to say sorry?”

“I hope Rudolph eats the naughty list.”

“Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Nevermind, I’ll buy my own stuff.”

Flirty Captions

“What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.”

“Sweater weather is better together.”

“If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.”

“Meet me under the mistletoe.”

Movie Captions

“Merry Christmas you filthy animals!” —Home Alone

“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” —Elf

“Do you want to build a snowman?” —Frozen

“Maybe Christmas doesn’t come from a store…maybe Christmas means a little bit more” —The Grinch Who Stole Christmas

“First, we’ll make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Toll House cookie dough as fast as we can, and then, to finish, we’ll snuggle.” —Elf

“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.” —Elf

“It’s all humbug, I tell you. Humbug!” —Scrooge

“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.” —Elf

Song Captions

“It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas!” —Johnny Mathis

“I’m dreaming of a white Christmas.” —Bing Crosby

“All I want for Christmas is you.” —Mariah Carey

“We can hardly stand the wait. Please Christmas, don’t be late.” —Alvin & The Chipmunks

“Have yourself a merry little Christmas.” —Frank Sinatra